The Tea Party Lorem Ipsum

#Humour

Thu, Sep 15th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Tea Party Ipsum, the first Lorem Ipsum Generator based entirely on insane quotes from the Tea Party.

An example of the generated text:

If you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools, and now were having weekly shootings practically. We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools, and now were having weekly shootings practically. The American Left hates Christendom. I am a firm believer in intelligent design as a matter of faith and intellect. We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools, and now were having weekly shootings practically. The American Left hates Christendom. They hate Westerncivilization.

And an example of the insanity.

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