WARNING! This article contains fucking explicit language!
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the word "fuck".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
|1||Greetings||"How the fuck are you?"|
|2||Fraud||"I got fucked by the car dealer."|
|3||Dismay||"Oh, fuck it!"|
|4||Trouble||"Well, I guess I'm fucked now."|
|7||Confusion||"What the Fuck...?"|
|8||Difficulty||"I don't fucking understand."|
|10||Incompetence||"He fucks everything up."|
|11||Displeasure||"What the fuck is going on here?"|
|12||Lost||"Where the fuck are we?"|
It can be used to tell time..."It's five-fucking thirty." It can be used in business..."How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal...as in "Motherfucker". It can be political..."Fuck Bill Clinton".
And never forget General Custer's last words: "where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima... "What the fuck was that?" and last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you use the word "fuck"??? Use it frequently in you daily speech; it adds to your prestige.
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