They Fight Crime!


Tue, Aug 30th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

They Fight Crime! helps you create action-movie plots for your next blockbuster.

He's a globe-trotting flyboy paramedic who must take medication to keep him sane. She's an orphaned Bolivian soap star on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

Or how about this:

He's an immortal dishevelled sorceror in drag. She's a high-kicking motormouth pearl diver with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Not your thing? Then perhaps this good old classic recipe:

He's a lounge-singing coffee-fuelled astronaut on a mission from God. She's a beautiful renegade angel fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!



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