Soylent Green Crackers: Just Like Grandma Used to Taste

#Food

Mon, Jul 25th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

The brilliant people behind ThinkGeek now have for sale Soylent Green Crackers, which taste just like Grandma used to.

Soylent Green Crackers are the food stuff the world has been waiting for. A pleasing green cracker is low in fat and full of spinach, high energy plankton, and a special blend of herbs and people. Wait, what? Did we say people? DID WE SAY PEOPLE? OH SNAP -- SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! Ok, it's not really people. But Soylent Green Crackers are delicious and a great conversation piece. So remember, Soylent Green Crackers are not really made of people. Or are they?

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