How to Turn an Unassuming Mild-Mannered Garden Gnome into a Tiny Butt-Kicking Purveyor of Justice

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Mon, Jul 25th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

This instructables how-to by The Papier Boy, will teach you how to make your own Superhero Garden Gnome using nothing more than Sculpey, Bondo and (my all time favourite) imagination.

Evil lurks in the shadows of our backyards. Rogue snails. Radioactive skunks. My yard has a maniacal possum that will stop at nothing until he controls the entire area behind the compost pile. That?s why every backyard needs a hero. One that can clean up the garden and make it safe for all law abiding neighborhood critters. This Instructable will show you how to turn an unassuming mild-mannered garden gnome into a tiny butt-kicking purveyor of justice.

Great way to protect your yard from the Zombie Garden Gnomes...

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