Florida Bans Sex

#Politics

Mon, May 16th, 2011 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

Elected Officials in Florida who, according to Southern Fried Scientist, fail basic taxonomy, promote anti-science curriculum, and consistently attempt to undermine the fundamental underpinning of all biology, have accidentally banned sex between consenting adults in an attempt to prevent bestiality and promote animal welfare.

So if you're living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by "accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices."

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