Switchblades Now Legal in Maine, But Only If You Have One Arm


Tue, Apr 12th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

I guess this is great news if you're a one-armed person who finds the need to carry a knife necessary for your daily survival or the number of emergencies you constantly must find yourself in. According to this post by MSNBC:

Maine lawmakers on Wednesday approved legalizing switchblades for people with one arm, moving close to becoming the first state to make such an exception to laws that ban use of the spring-action knives.

Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies.



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