Vatican: Blame the Internet for Growing Need of Exorcism


Mon, Apr 4th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

According to this article in The Telegraph, the Vatican is warning that the Internet is causing a surge in Satanism, leading to a sharp rise in the demand for exorcists.

While the number of genuine cases of possession by the Devil remained relatively small, "we must be on guard because occult and Satanist practices are spreading a great deal, in part with the help of the internet and new technologies that make it easier to access these rituals," he said.

The Vatican's chief exorcist claimed last year that the Devil lurked in the Vatican, the very heart of the Catholic Church.

Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.

Yeah. And many of them ride the subway.



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