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17 Weird Examples of Star Wars Merchandise

Website Oddee has this very amusing collection of really bizarre Star Wars merchandise that only the most devoted (or is that obsessed?) franchise fan would probably purchase. Please note the complete lack of Jar Jar Binks paraphernalia.

The Destruction of the Death Star Was an Inside Job
"Lightsabers were wilting among the faithful"
Mr. Plinkett's Final Review of Star Wars: Episode 3
A Life Galactic: Wes Anderson's "Star Wars: Episode VII" Audition Tape
Star Wars Episode 2 Is the Worse Thing Ever Made By a Human

Dec 14	“A novel experiment by a government to work with journalists and educators to combat the spread of online misinformation.”
Dec 15	“The race is on to create lab-grown meat products.”
Dec 16	“Google Owns 28% of Your Brain.”
Jan 09	CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form
Jan 04	The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit
Jan 11	How to Avoid Jury Duty
Dec 13	“We’ve received requests to add some artificial noise to the buses so that people can hear them.”
Sep 21	“When Life Gives You Lemons.”
Dec 04	Bird Shit Advertising
Dec 05	“Initial riders may be more comfortable getting into a car with a human in the driver seat.”
Dec 11	“Both spacecraft are still operational when they reached interstellar space.”
Jan 03	Darth Vader Surfing