CON.CA - 17 Weird Examples of Star Wars Merchandise

17 Weird Examples of Star Wars Merchandise

Website Oddee has this very amusing collection of really bizarre Star Wars merchandise that only the most devoted (or is that obsessed?) franchise fan would probably purchase. Please note the complete lack of Jar Jar Binks paraphernalia.

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May 20	“Without any security company in the world recognizing that it even existed.”
May 21	“The Amish use us as an experiment.”
May 22	“Every human being on this planet will be completely redundant within a decade.”
Aug 29	Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine
Jan 22	Fake Name Generator
Jan 09	CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form
Jan 11	How to Avoid Jury Duty
May 19	“Single use forever launch clock.”
Sep 07	“The company’s ambition, its ruthlessness, and its lack of a moral compass scare me.”
Aug 23	Amateur-Built Electric Car Going After Record Set by Tesla
Nov 22	When the Wrong Hastag Can Get You Killed by an Assassination Drone
Aug 16	“Eliminating the time needed to stop and re-charge a conventional electric car’s battery.”