How to Be a Drug Dealer


Thu, Mar 10th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

Website Point in Case has this handy little guide for becoming a professional in the lucrative business that is drug dealing. Tired of your cubicle office life? Suffer no longer.

Every person on planet Earth (and there are no exceptions), at some point in time, has wanted to be a drug dealer. Let's face it, it's a great gig. Drug dealers are their own bosses, they work their own hours, and they make decent coin. I mean really, how can you beat that gig? You can't, dammit. You just can't.



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