Website MensHealth has a disturbing article on how you too can reap the energy, vigour and power of a mighty stallion simply by drinking its semen.
At least that's what the folks behind the Hokitika Wildfoods festival in New Zealand say. They're offering up $10 shots of horse semen to curious -- neigh, insane -- festivalgoers hoping to get a boost of energy from a so-called delicacy. And because consuming regular-old semen would just be boring, these shots come spiked with flavors like cherry and licorice.
I think I'll pass.
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