The Ultimate Survival Kit


Mon, Feb 28th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

You've probably seen Bear Grylls on the Discovery Channel eating bugs and drinking wombat poo tea in the middle of the African savannah, all in the name of survival. Just by watching his show, I can tell you right now that if my survival depends on doing what he does, I'm not going to last more than a day.

For those that think they have what it takes to be a real man out there, Gerber Tools and Bear Grylls have joined forces to bring you what they call The Ultimate Kit, a little pouch which pretty much comes with everything you could possibly need to survive in even the toughest spots. Knowing myself, the first thing I'd look for is a wifi connection and, failing to find that, I can already tell you I'd have no idea what to do with more than half of what's in there. I'm so doomed.



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