The 7 Least Trustworthy Food Mascots

#Food

Wed, Jan 12th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

Guyism.com has put together a list of food mascots that are, if not downright disturbing, seriously shady. I think Mayor McCheese gets my vote for creepiest "Please don't touch me there!" mascot.

Speaking of "touching" and "there", this site sports a plethora of T&A in questionable attire, so maybe NSFWish.

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