We all want to be successful but... how to do it? Kevin Smith, better know as Silent Bob, explains that the secret to a successful life is hardly a secret. It's simply the ability to be as self-centred as possible.
Wait a minute... isn't humanity already pretty self-centred? Sure, but that's not enough: the trick is to not do so at the expense of others, to make yourself the centre of the universe and to work your ass off for yourself -- and that's the part most people fail doing.
If you like jerking off, sell your sperm or wank for porn. If you like dogs, monetize your canine interest. Lazy motherfuckers like me will always pay someone to wash his dog(s). Some folks will pay you to babysit 'em!
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