Attack of the Flesh Eating Sheep

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Sun, Feb 24th, 2002 00:08 by capnasty NEWS

Similarly reported by The Sun, flesh eating sheep have been found living in a remote moor in England.

"Hmm, hmm good," went a flesh eating sheep named Fluffy, after attacking and eating a baby grouse. It did this in front of an outraged Dr. Burton, some bird-watcher of sorts. Who cares.

"I just had to do something!" he said. Dr. Burton proceeded to save the other birds despite the sheep's calls to "Bow down before me!"

Until now, it was strongly believed that sheep only ate grass.

"Foolish mortals," was Fluffy's retort.

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