According to Guyism, a site that proclaims to give what guys need, here are fifty things every guy should know.
It's a strange list that seems more ideal for mullet-sporting, beer-swinging, Camaro-driving guys than an all-around modern man: it's true that from one side, it recommends knowing important things like driving standard, performing CPR, changing a diaper or ironing shirts. But does knowing how to fry a turkey, spot fake breasts and knowing your sporting lore really make you top of the class?
Fine, I get it: they're just trying to make all their readers feel like they actually fit in. But I'm still a snob.
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