Professional Prostitute Tester


Mon, Nov 22nd, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel. I hope it includes free trips to the health clinic.

The article describing Jaime's profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on "Mariana the stewardess" after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20's, make their way into his "office" (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year.



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