Crocs on a Plane!


Fri, Oct 22nd, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

Over the Democratic Republic of Congo, a small airliner crashes into a house killing 19 people on board, despite no apparent mechanical problems. At first investigators are puzzled as to what happened, until they finally speak to the lone survivor of the tragedy. He explains that the sudden appearance of a crocodile -- while the plane was flying -- sparked panic among the passengers, which ultimately caused the crash.

Apparently, one of the passengers had hidden the animal in a large sportsbag in the hopes of selling it later. When the animal escaped, crew and passengers all ran for safety in the cockpit area, off-balancing the plane despite the desperate efforts of the pilot. No, it's not a movie.



You may also be interested in:

Our RoboCop Remake: "Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us."
Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes
The Only Immortal Animal on Earth
Please don't steal Burkittsville's new signs
Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals