Darth Vader Robs Bank

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Fri, Jul 23rd, 2010 22:18 by capnasty NEWS

Reportedly, Lord Vader, armed with handgun (what? No lightsaber?), marched into a Chase bank on Long Island this morning and demanded cash.

Vader is described as 6 feet, 2 inches tall and wearing camouflage pants. But we suggest if you see anyone fitting that description at the San Diego Comic-Con this weekend ... give 'em a pass, OK?

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