How To Keep Someone With You Forever

#Relationships

Wed, Jun 16th, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

So you want to keep your lover or your employee close. Bound to you, even. You have a few options. You could be the best lover they've ever had or be the best workplace they've ever had. But both of those options demand a lot from you. Besides, your lover (or employee) will stay only as long as she wants to under those systems, and you want to keep her even when she doesn't want to stay. How do you pin her to your side, irrevocably, permanently, and perfectly legally? You create a sick system.

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