Proof God Exists: Tacky Jesus Statue Destroyed by Lightning

#Religion

Tue, Jun 15th, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

Sounds like somebody up there isn't so happy about how the Ohio Christians are behaving. According to local police authorities, the "Touchdown Jesus", a nickname given a massive statue of Jesus located in Monroe, Ohio, so called due to its arms raised in the air, was struck by God's wrath -- er.. I mean, lightning, causing it to burn down within minutes, leaving behind only a steel frame. Local Bible thumpers were stunned.

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