The #iPhone is a Piece of Shit, and so is Your Face (RT @SenemZen)

#Opinion

Thu, Jun 10th, 2010 23:39 by capnasty NEWS

No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family.

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