You Should Never Have Kids Unless You Want to be Consistently Miserable

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Thu, May 20th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

Social scientists at UCLA stuck film crews and cortisol monitors in 32 family homes, documenting "nearly every waking, at-home moment during the week". One of the researchers involved called it "the very purest form of birth control ever devised. Ever". Which makes sense: What they did was basically watch a 3 year-long episode of Big Brother except nothing actually interesting ever happened and half the contestants were belligerent five year-olds.

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