My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress


Thu, May 20th, 2010 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

Kevin's wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of their home. After her car was loaded, Kevin couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of their closet, her wedding dress.

"You forgot something" he told her.

She replied "And what's that?".

"Your wedding dress", said Kevin.

"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.

"What do you expect me to do with it?" he asked.

And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".

And this is what he did...



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