Kevin's wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of their home. After her car was loaded, Kevin couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of their closet, her wedding dress.
"You forgot something" he told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", said Kevin.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" he asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
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