The Bat Fellatio Academia Scandal


Tue, May 18th, 2010 11:56 by capnasty NEWS

University College Cork in Ireland is coming under international pressure to lift a punishment meted out to one of its academics. Dylan Evans, a psychologist at the university's school of medicine, has been saddled with a two-year period of intensive monitoring and counselling after discussing a scientific paper with a colleague. The title of the paper? "Fellatio in fruit bats prolongs copulation time".



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