Sports Suck dot Org

#Opinion

Thu, May 13th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

Don't misunderstand them: SportSuck.Org believes in fitness and staying healthy. There's nothing wrong with a neighbourhood softball game or shooting hoops in the driveway; however, they think there is something wrong when people base their lives on the outcome of a game. They think there is something wrong when grown men collect baseball cards and are willing to pay for the opportunity to watch other people play and have fun. They think there's something wrong when people think others are unmanly or not a true patriot because they, too, don't follow sports. And, most importantly, they think there's something especially wrong when our favourite show is interrupted for a *[email protected]!^%$#@ sporting event. This site is dedicated to free-thinking people everywhere who have enough self-assurance to resist the influence of the common herd.

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