Fight Oil Slicks with Nuclear Weapons


Tue, May 11th, 2010 13:00 by capnasty NEWS

Got an oil slick out of control? No problem, say the Russians. Just use a well-placed tactical nuclear weapon to shift the rock and apply pressure to the oil well. Ta-da! Problem solved! Hey, it worked for them four out of five times, so what could possibly go wrong this time?


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