You Know Jesus is Happy to See You When


Tue, Apr 27th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

Is that a distended abdomen, or are You just happy to see me, Lord? Oklahoma churchgoers are not very pleased with a new crucifix that appears to grant Jesus a rather sizable dick. Or it could be that people are just seeing what they want to see, not what's really there.



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