'I Still Want to Stab a Certain Someone,' and Other Ideas Not to Post on Facebook


Thu, Jan 14th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

A student at the University of Minnesota, smarting from recently getting dumped, wrote on Facebook that she wanted to stab her former man in the throat with a trocar, a tool used to drain dead bodies. When she showed up at mortuary-science, campus police officers questioned her about the post and banned her from campus while they investigated.



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