Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

#Death

Wed, Jan 6th, 2010 13:30 by capnasty NEWS

Liberate your newbie friends with a Web2.0 suicide! This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web2.0 alterego. This service currently runs with Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn! Commit NOW!

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