Why We Should Be Eating Horses Instead of Riding Them

#Animals

Mon, Dec 14th, 2009 14:38 by capnasty NEWS

Horses. They're stupid. And full of poo. So, says The Oatmeal, let's eat them already.

I'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them. Now, I know what you're thinking. Horses are kind. Horses are beautiful. Nations have been built on the backs of horses. All that. You haven't seen the things I've seen, however. You haven't suffered at the hands of these terrible beasts. You don't know what horses are like because you've probably never owned one. Allow me to enlighten you.

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