1? "DOS users! They come over here, marry our women, mix with the general population, steal our jobs..."
2? "These Linux users have these big families and they expect the state to look after them..."
3? "What do you say to an OS/2 programmer with a job? Big Mac and fries, please!"
4? "I think those Netscape users should just go back to where they came from."
5. "What do you call a MacIntosh user with a 12X CD ROM? Thief!"
6? "Hey! Let's go Unix-bashing!"
7? "Windows 95's place is in the home."
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