Large Hadron Collider Damaged by a Time-Traveling Bird?


Fri, Nov 13th, 2009 16:30 by capnasty NEWS

Two esteemed physicists have formulated a theory that suggests that a time-travelling bird was sent from the future to sabotage the experiment by dropping "a bit of baguette" on an electrical substation above the accelerator, causing a power cut to the cryogenic systems. The scientist argue that the CERN experiment may be the latest in a series of physics research projects whose purposes are so unacceptable to the universe that they are doomed to fail, subverted by the future.



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