In Scientology's Door, but Not Much Farther

#Religion

Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 13:15 by capnasty NEWS

A woman welcomed me with a warm grin. When I said I was a writer--I did not say what kind--she asked if I had written any books. Alas, no. "Well, maybe we'll find out why not," she said. "Scientology makes able people more able."

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