7 Bad Writing Habits You Learned in School


Mon, Nov 2nd, 2009 07:30 by capnasty NEWS

Most good writers listen to the way English teachers want them to write and think, "This isn't real. It has no feeling, no distinctiveness, no oomph. You're the only person in the world who would willingly read it. Everyone else would rather chew off their own eyelids than read more than three pages of this boring crap." And they?re right.



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