I want to vapourise you with a death ray from space


Thu, Oct 8th, 2009 23:59 by capnasty NEWS

Since the dawn of time, humans have wanted to kill other humans from space. The Bible's full of it. Indeed, to this day, many committed Christians believe that only an orbital death ray can make them worthy companions of God.



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