I wrote this list on a day when I was particularly mad with my boyfriend. Originally, it offended him, but eventually most guys I know confessed to the fact that it's all true. As for the girls, they agreed.
10 The words, "I can't, I have to spend quality time with my girlfriend" are not in their vocabulary.
9 They must eat like they're in a marathon -- ALL THE TIME.
8 Violence can be more of a turn on than sex -- need I say the word "wrestling"?
7 They don't understand that women's hearts are frail and can be broken on a daily basis.
6 They become a whole other person when they're "hanging with the guys."
5 They never get anything done -- there's ALWAYS tomorrow.
4 They change their minds more than women do hairstyles.
3 They wear the same dirty clothes day after day, but expect a woman to look fabulous all the time.
2 They claim a woman's figure means nothing to them, and then proceed to ogle slim girls with big boobs.
And the number one reason why all men are scum:
1 Sex seems to be their only thought and/or purpose in life, and they're just fine with that.
Update: Check out this response from chrisdaffer.
|"When I finally broke out of that relationship, I felt as if I had won a fight against Mike Tyson."|
|The Nature of Love|
|Why Men Always Have to Say Sorry|
|... not to trust is better|
|The Chileans are Out! But Not Out of Trouble|
|“I can’t wait for the day robots rule.”|
|“AI codes its own ‘AI Child’.”|
|“Changes to the platform announced by Zuckerberg, will likely make the problem worse.”|
|Pat the Zombie: A Cruel Adult Spoof of 'Pat the Bunny'|
|“The first-ever driverless mass transit test program.”|
|How to Escape Planet Earth|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“The e-Palette, a vehicle that may one day not only deliver, but cook Pizza Hut offerings en route.”|
|“Scientific evidence that digital distraction is damaging our minds.”|
|“Imagine if you were allowed to eat as many M&M’s as you wanted.”|
|“Some of us will do anything to be liked.”|
|“The idea is to extract value from customers in the name of absurd growth.”|