Top Five Extremely Rude Things Heard In Star Wars

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Mon, Feb 24th, 1997 03:00 by Jester ARTICLE

5 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
4 "Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!"
3 "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
2 "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
1 "Look at the size of that thing!"

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