5 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
4 "Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!"
3 "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
2 "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
1 "Look at the size of that thing!"
|"Lighten up, nerd. I was only... choking."|
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|"It's so dense."|
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|“Make it so. Make it so. Make it so.”|
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|"Emotional-processing software has gotten so good that ad companies are looking into 'mood-targeted' advertising."|
|“When Life Gives You Lemons.”|
|“Can you replace the spring of a pogo stick with repelling magnets?”|
|“Many people say they’re resigned to the idea that we’re going to be spied on and there’s nothing we can do about it.”|
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|“Initial riders may be more comfortable getting into a car with a human in the driver seat.”|
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