Top Five Extremely Rude Things Heard In Star Wars


Mon, Feb 24th, 1997 03:00 by Jester ARTICLE

5 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
4 "Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!"
3 "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
2 "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
1 "Look at the size of that thing!"



You may also be interested in:

New Star Wars TV show tainted by memories of Jar Jar
Ever Wonder What Happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Star Wars, Without Williams
Laser Moon Awakens
The "Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite" Refrigerator