Cops Talk Funny

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Fri, Jan 30th, 2009 08:00 by capnasty NEWS

When making an effective testimony on the stand, national trainer Val Van Brocklin advises, police constables should speak in a way that even a ten-year-old can understand them. The jury should relate with the cop on the stand, not think they're a pompous lawyer-like individual trying to hide the truth with fancy words.

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