The Ethics of Naming Your Children: Adolf Hitler Campbell


Sun, Jan 18th, 2009 20:13 by capnasty NEWS

''[Adolf Hitler's parents] named the second child Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and the third Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. One can't help wondering if they meant Himmler [?] Either way, they might want to rename her something that is unequivocally like her sibling's names, perhaps Honszlynn Eva Braun Campbell or Honszlynn Herman Goering Campbell, or even Honszlynn Joachim von Ribbentrop Campbell. I like that one best; it's so regal.''



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