If you give me a baby that big, I will crush your penis.


Sun, Sep 30th, 2007 23:56 by capnasty NEWS

"We were all simply in shock," said Nadia's mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. "What did the father say? He couldn't say a thing -- he just stood there blinking."



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