The Day After Tomorrow


Sun, Jan 29th, 2006 23:52 by capnasty NEWS

Still seems steeply priced, but you tell me:

You are bidding on a completely new, completely sealed and completely amazing copy of 'The Day After Tomorrow' starring such current and future has-beens as Dennis 'Any Given Sunday' Quaid and Jake 'I Got Broken-in In the Mountains' Gyllenhaal. I'm selling this on ebay for 1 cent because I'll get more enjoyment out of the bottle of Tang I'll invariably buy with the proceeds instead of wasting my time cracking the plastic wrap on this waste of a movie. Please note that when I use the term 'waste of a movie', what I really mean is 'the best movie ever, since Independence Day'.



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