Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith

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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2005 00:51 by capnasty NEWS

From the brilliant mind of Maddox:

I didn't think it was possible to [be] more unimpressed with Star Wars. Today, I stand corrected. If you were unfortunate enough to hear your stupid co-workers yammering on about Lucas' latest shit burger, you might have heard them saying something like "I didn't like the first two, but this one was good!" When I ask why, these people have trouble responding because it's hard to talk with George Lucas' flaccid penis in their collective mouths.

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