Unitarian Jihad

#Religion

Thu, Apr 14th, 2005 01:40 by capnasty NEWS

There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

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