CON.CA - "After that they tend to dodge." The Baby Bottle Robot

"After that they tend to dodge."

The Baby Bottle Robot

#Technology

Thu, Mar 9th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Mike, the CEO of Useless Duck Company, shows off the Baby Bottle Robot, a device that will feed your child when they are crying for food. Reportedly, after a few weeks of using the robot, the babies tend to stop crying. Don't forget to check their WiFi cradle.

This robot can be used to feed kids aged 0-7.

After that they tend to dodge.

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