"Get ready to have the next 30 to 40 years of your life ruined."

The sad state of Star Wars after the sell-out to Disney

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Mon, Oct 10th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Calling George Lucas' sell-out of the Star Wars universe to Disney as a passive aggressive retaliation to fans' complaints, Mr. Plinkett takes us down the depressing path that a once beloved franchise has become in the hands of white slavers. Get ready for a sterile Star Wars themed movie coming out every year, for the rest of your lives.

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