How to Colonise the Galaxy

How hard can it be?

#Space

Sun, Apr 17th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.

Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?

A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.

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