In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.
Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?
A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.
|"Mir was simultaneously regarded as a resilient survivor and a derelict piece of junk."|
|"Venus actually has a tremendous amount to tell us about life in the universe."|
|Zeppelins and Cloud Cities to Colonize Venus|
|How Planets Can be Terraformed|
|Outer Space: Saturn|
|“What life is like on the front lines of the digital revolution.”|
|“Let the Chinese Communist Party rule forever and enslave us all?”|
|“It is full of hallucinations both wonderful and terrifying, a mental goulash of reality and fantasy.”|
|Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“How to build a house.”|
|“Instead of consuming fossil fuels, it would then feed surplus electricity into the grid.”|
|When the Wrong Hastag Can Get You Killed by an Assassination Drone|
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|Humans Need Not Apply|
|Knowing how to operate a smartphone does not qualify as being tech savvy.|
|"Acting better than Star Trek deserves."|