In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.
Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?
A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.
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