"A step-by-step guide on how to rid yourself of a hipster infestation."


Tue, Jun 16th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

On The Morning News, Eric Feezell gives a quick run down on how to easily get rid of yourself of a hipster infestation. No DDT required.

Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times. One day, life seems completely normal. The next, you’ve got an anorexic in a train-conductor hat scurrying across your kitchen in the middle of dinner. This, understandably, can be a pretty disconcerting sight.

Not to worry, though. While hipsters can really slaughter a nice mood, they are otherwise harmless and probably just as frightened of you as you are of them. Still, they are a nuisance, of course, and need to be treated as such. Following are suggested measures to pinpoint the location of hipsters in your home, coax them out from their hiding places, and capture and return them to their natural habitats.



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