Send Someone You Hate a Bag of Dicks to Eat

Dicks by Mail

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Sat, Mar 21st, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Dicks by Mail service lets you send a bag of dicks to someone you hate. The service is anonymous and the dicks edible.

Remember that look of joy you got on your face on Christmas morning when you went downstairs and unwrapped a big bag of socks?
Us neither.

Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal.

In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
You know the one.
The annoying guy at the office. Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you.
The Teacher that doesn't care about your dead grandma. The person that murdered your grandma.

And, of course, there's always glitter.

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