Send a Shitload of Glitter to Someone you Hate

Glitter as a Service


Tue, Jan 13th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Ship Your Enemies Glitter website provides a very simple service: it ships a shitload of glitter to someone you hate, with the guarantee that once opened, it will go everywhere.

[...] here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.

So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. [...]



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